Dear Brain,
I want to take this opportunity to reach out and let you know what a profound impact you are having on our shared quality of life.
I feel like I’m being held personally responsible for what you put inside of me and, ultimately, I’m cleaning up your mess. It is unfair. I know what you are thinking….I do growl from time to time when I’m empty and hungry, but you really ought to use some discretion before sending things down here! Continue reading